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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Oct 01, 2014 -- 5:39am

It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some Bastille for you this morning.  First, make sure you listen up at 7:40 for your chance to win a pair of tickets to the Hawaii World Class Wedding Expo this weekend at the Hawaii Convention Center AND a pair of tickets to Erin Smith’s Paramore Tribute, this Saturday at The Republik.


Now for some Pompeii by Bastille:

 

 


Let’s think about this from a historical perspective. Pompeii was an ancient Roman City, yes? We all know this right? It was destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius - I feel like I’m teaching a class. But I digress. The mountain is erupting, you need to get outta dodge, quick. Quickest way, by boat. But of course, the singer is being a pessimist and he says he’s gonna miss the boat lift. Of course you think I’m crazy so listen to it again. He says boat a little weird but you can’t hate a guy for having an accent, right?
 

We all need our caffeine fix in the morning, right? Even CIA agents. In fact, did you know that the CIA has their own Starbucks in their headquarters in Virginia? You know how secretive they like to be about their identities, so how do they deal with having their names written on their cups? They don’t. That’s right, when you go to the CIA Starbucks, there are no names written on cups. That’s a little paranoid in my opinion. Besides, even if you give a Starbucks barista your real name, they’re gonna butcher it on the cup anyway. You have no idea how many lattes I’ve had to pick up under the name Ferdinand.  Read the whole story [here].

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Sep 30, 2014 -- 5:23am

It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday, and I’ve got your new DVD and Blu-Ray titles, and new music hitting shelves today … so listen up for that.  And at 7:40, your chance to win a dual-prize pack - a pair of tickets to the Hawaii World Class Wedding Expo this weekend at the Hawaii Convention Center AND a pair of tickets to Erin Smith’s Paramore Tribute, this Saturday at The Republik.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      


Then, don’t forget, as we do on Tuesdays, the Walk of Shame Man vs. Woman - posted on our ALT 105.9 Facebook page, make sure you give us your opinions on this week’s question.



We’re officially getting into the Halloween season this week so I figured I’d share some ghost news. A famous ghost known as The Black Eyed Child has began making appearances again after her first sighting, 30 years ago. The ghost got her name because of her coal-black pits for eye sockets. Here’s the latest account of what happened a woman that heard a girl frantically shouting for help” in the UK said:


“We instantly started running towards the noise,” she said. “We couldn’t find the child anywhere and so stopped to catch our breath.

“That’s when I turned round and saw a girl stood behind me, no more than 10 years old, with her hands over her eyes.

“It was as if she was waiting for a birthday cake.

“I asked if she was OK and if she had been the one screaming. She put her arms down by her side and opened her eyes.

“That’s when I saw they were completely black, no iris, no white, nothing.

“I jumped back and grabbed my daughter. When I looked again, the child was gone. It was so strange.”

Read the whole story [here].

 

Monday, September 29, 2014

Sep 29, 2014 -- 7:32am

Hope you had a great weekend!  Find out which movies came out on top this weekend, in this morning’s Hotbox, and at 7:40, your chance to win a

pair of tickets to the Hawaii World Class Wedding Expo this weekend at the Hawaii Convention Center AND a pair of tickets to Erin Smith’s Paramore Tribute, this Sat at The Republik.  


This cardboard plane flew nearly 82 miles from Kankakee, Illinois, to Rochester, Indiana, in a little less than 2 hours and 7 minutes. When I first heard this story, I got excited because I wanted to know what type of fold they used. Remember in elementary school you’d try to tweak your plane so it could go farther, like fold up the corners of the wings and stuff? Turns out these engineers used the traditional paper airplane BUT they let it go from a helium weather balloon at an altitude of 96,563 feet, which is over 18 miles straight up, well into the stratosphere. Cheaters. I’m sure if you crumpled up a paper ball it would and let it go from that altitude it would go pretty far. Doesn’t have to be a plane. Anyway, if you wanna see video footage from this flight, because it DOES look pretty cool, check it out:

 

 


Read the whole story [here].

 

Friday, September 26, 2014

Sep 26, 2014 -- 5:57am

In case you haven’t won your Lovefest tickets for tomorrow yet, make sure you listen up at 7:40 for your chance to win a pair in my hashstash.  But first make sure you’re listening up for this morning’s Friday Flicks to hear the movies hitting theaters today.


And I know a lot of you have went crazy over the latest iPhone releases, but in case you were wondering, the ads that stated you could charge your iPhones in the microwave, are a hoax.  Sadly, some people believed it, and even the Los Angeles Police Department had to send out info via social media and bulletins, warning of the dangers of doing this.  Read the whole story [here].

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Sep 25, 2014 -- 5:26am

It’s the day I help one of you find love - in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection … but first, make sure you listen at 7:40 for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Lovefest, happening this Saturday, September 27th at Kakaako Waterfront Park.


Now for that missed connection.  Read the actual ad [here].

Tattoo guy on TheBus - w4m

We were riding on the #1 bus Kalihi Transit Center at around 4:50 ish. You sat in the front. You also had amazing eyes and the tattoo's made you look even more hot. I know it's a long shot but if you see this and reply you would have made my day an even better one.


If he was sitting in the front, how’d you have enough time to see his eyes? Please don’t tell me you stepped over the yellow line. You rebel, you. You said he looks hot, here’s how to test if he’s a gentleman. Dress up like an old lady next time you ride the bus with him and see if he gives up that front seat for you. In either case, tattoo guy on the bus, if you’re looking for a new #1 in your life, besides the bus, your true love is waiting for you on Craigslist… and the Kalihi Transit Center.


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Here’s the latest in beer technology. Are you ready for this jelly? Well, if it has beer in it, then yes. Beer Jelly is a new product from a Vermont company called Potlicker Kitchen. Not just beer flavored. Actually made with beer. I forsee people starting to bring back the trend of home lunches at work. Enjoy that peanut butter and Hefeweizen sandwich. Read the whole story [here].

 

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Sep 24, 2014 -- 5:52am

It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some Offspring lyrics for you this morning - first, make sure you listen in at 7:10 for your qualifying times and keyword of the day to help you get to Las Vegas to check out the Black Keys, and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a pair of tickets to Lovefest on Saturday, September 27th at Kakaako Waterfront Park.


Now for some Offspring to test your lyrical mastery:

 



This is a classic story about a school bully. It’s Pizza Day at school but the school bully doesn’t have enough money. Is that gonna get in his way? No way, he’s gonna shake up some nerd for the money. That nerd is gonna pay. That’s what the line in the song is about. That school bully is gonna go far in life … well, he’ll probably end up being a cop but you know what I mean.


I’m not sure if you heard but that Florida woman, Jasmine Tridevil , who claimed to have a third boob surgically implanted in order to look less attractive to men? Well, that story is apparently a hoax. Her website is linked to a woman who was charged with fraud in the past. Her website domain is registered to Alisha Hessler, who runs a "massage parlor" in Florida called Golden Touch (sounds like something you’d find on Ward Ave) which boasts that it is a "provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014.”


Sorry to burst your bubble. If you love that three boob action, I’ve always said your best bet is just downloading Total Recall.  Read the story [here].

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Sep 23, 2014 -- 5:53am

It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday and you know what that means - new music as well as new DVD and Blu-Ray releases - got all that for you this morning along with a pair of tickets to Lovefest on Saturday, September 27th, at Kaka’ako Waterfront Park, and I’m giving them away at 7:40 this morning.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Move over Jeremy Meeks …. #ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney Read the whole story [here].

 

Monday, September 22, 2014

Sep 22, 2014 -- 5:49am

I’ve got all the top box office hits this morning in our Hotbox, and make sure you’re listening at 7:10 for today’s qualifying times and your keyword of the day to help you get to Las Vegas to check out the Black Keys.  Then at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a pair of tickets to Lovefest, Saturday, September 27th at Kakaako Waterfront Park.



So a new world record has been set. This time, it happened in Canada. Late last week, 542 people dressed as Batman gathered in Calgary in order to raise money for charity and break a world record in the process. The official record is called “Largest Gathering of People Dress As Batman.” Coincidentally, there was another record broken that day - for the largest gathering of moms waiting to pick up their 30-year old sons. Seriously, I’m not making this up.  Well, the gathering of moms, maybe, but not the batMEN.  Read the whole story [here].

Friday, September 19, 2014

Sep 19, 2014 -- 7:20am

It’s Friday and that means new films hit the big screen … find out what those titles are in this morning’s Friday Flicks.  Then at 7:40, listen in for your chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina.



Weird things are still happening in Roswell, New Mexico.  A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in a field of donkeys. Authorities say the man claims he and a passenger were drinking the night before but didn't remember what happened next. Isn’t that they way you hope things turn out when you kick back a few drinks. Wake up up with a bunch of asses?  Read the whole story [here].

 

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Sep 18, 2014 -- 5:25am

It’s Thursday and you know that means I’m helping one of you find love in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection but first connect with my hashstash at 7:40 for your chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina.  


Now for that Alternative Missed Connection - read the actual ad [here].

 

salt lake target cashier - m4w - 26

We talked a little bit on friday evening, I was with my friend buying a couple of energy drinks, I was the taller one, I think your name might have been brianna, im not sure my friend just caught a glimpse of you name tag, but I really just wanted to see if you were seeing anyone, maybe we can hang out some time, maybe you won't even see this, but if you do send me an email and tell me what I bought the second time I came to your register, I know you remember because it pretty much left you speechless.


Why didn’t you get her name the second time you visited her register? Ohhhh, busted. Gotta pay attention to details, buddy. I admit, I’m a little curious what you bought that second time ‘round. Let’s see, you bought energy drinks the first time and so the second time it must’ve been Doritos, extreme cheddar, still my beating heart. Brianna, on your break today, hit up Craigslist because love is waiting for ya.


And are you one of those who walk with your phone and don’t watch where you’re going?  Well check out what this city in China did for people like you.  Read the whole story [here].

 

Tuesday, September 17, 2014

Sep 17, 2014 -- 7:27am

I’ve got some Vance Joy for you this morning in our Wrong Wrong Wednesday quiz of lyrics, and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina … so be sure to listen up to hashtag, tweet/FB and win!


Now for some Vance Joy - let’s see how well you know your lyrics


 

And the car won’t start? This one is just pointing out the obvious. If your car gets caught in a riptide, the engine gets flooded and it won’t start. Duh!




Does your daughter play with Barbies? My oldest is just starting to. Might wanna keep an eye out for the new Life in the Dreamhouse Talking Barbie. She has 15 pre-set phrases, one of which is “Off the Hook,” but it sounds more like WTF. I can hear both phrases when I play it back, depending on what I wanna hear. Could be either one. Just to be safe, I’d say still sell it but just rename it to Lindsey Lohan Barbie or something. Read the whole story [here].

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Sep 16, 2014 -- 5:10am

It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday and I’ve got all of your new DVD and Blu-Ray releases, as well as new albums hitting stores today.  Then at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina - make sure you listen up for that.


Don’t forget to visit our Facebook page so that you can check out our Walk of Shame Man vs. Woman question of the day - I wanna know what you think.



And would you like a hamster with that pizza?  Read the whole story [here].                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Monday, September 15, 2014

Sep 15, 2014 -- 7:02am

I’ve got a big announcement at 7:10 this morning so make sure you’re listening when that happens - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away a $25 gift certificate to Jose’s Mexican Cantina.  That’s not all the cool stuff we’ve got going on this morning, I’ve got Gavin Rossdale from Bush in the studio with me - so don’t miss that.  



And the guard in the photo above is just picking something up, so why would he be at risk of losing his job, right?  Well, watch the video below:

 


And get the rest of the story [here].

 

 

Friday, September 12, 2014

Sep 12, 2014 -- 7:30am

It’s Friday and we’ve got all the movies hitting big screens today in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, I’ll give you a chance to win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.



Oh Florida, we try not to make fun of you but you make it so darn easy! This week an accused burglar continued snoozing next to a bag of jewelry he was allegedly planning to swipe even after deputies began snapping pictures of him. That’s the thing about heroine naps, right? Never know when they’re gonna, zzzzzz ……  Read the whole story [here].



You know me, I love my fastfood so here the latest news: Burger King in Japan now has a Black Burger. Not talking about some burger with a bunch of black pepper. This is a full-on black burger… black cheese on a burger, served on a black bun. How do they get them black? Bamboo charcoal & squid ink. Mmmmmm, delicious! I’ll try anything once but I already know what the problem is with having a black burger. You can’t complain about a black burger. “Oh you don’t like your black burger? What’s wrong with it? Do you not like it because it’s black?!?!”  Read the rest of the story [here].

 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Sep 11, 2014 -- 6:15am

It’s Thursday and that means I’ll help one of you find love in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.


Now for that missed connection.  You can read the actual ad [here].

 

Your family's coat of arms hangs above the door - w4m (West Side )

Long shot, I'm sure. I met you a while back when I came to your house with someone I was seeing along with his friend (who is your mutual friend). You took pictures of furniture for him. Anyway, you and I got to talking for a few solid minutes about the stars and a sanctuary on the island. I haven't made it to the sanctuary yet and since I'm single, I was wondering if you'd join me? I have no idea how to get ahold of you so someone suggested this site. Please put the country of your family's coat of arms in subject.


You've popped into my mind a few times and it would be wonderful to simply have some tea with you :)


Well, you definitely used the right website, Craigslist is the way to go. BUT, I think you’re posting in the wrong category. If he doesn’t reply soon, do a post in the services section and say you’re looking for a guy to photograph your furniture. Say that you’re racist and you only work with European photographers and so they have to prove their lineage with their family coat of arms. That’s a guarantee reply right there and this priceless advice of course given to you for free at no charge because it’s the “alternative missed connection.”





Fans who turn in their Rice jerseys will get a free pie from Hersh's Pizza, which came up with the promotion after video of the former Ravens running back knocking out then-fiancée Janay Palmer was released Monday.


I wonder what I could get if I brought them a Chris Brown CD - maybe some breadsticks?  Read the whole story [here].

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Sep 10, 2014 -- 6:29am

It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some Coldplay for you in just a little bit … but first make sure you are listening at 7:40 for your chance to win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.  We also have a chance for you to win on our ALT 105.9 Facebook page - find the photo of the band “Bush,” and “like” for a chance to get up close and personal with Gavin Rossdale and the guys from Bush at this Saturday's Sunset on the Beach. We'll choose winners by the end of the day today and tomorrow (Thursday).


Now for that Coldplay I promised - see how your lyrical knowledge matches up.

 

 

 

 

 

Depending on the wager, rolling dice can be a pretty serious game. You gotta use your instincts. You gotta feel that fear that’s deep in your enemy. Not just in his eyes … a little deeper. Actually way deeper. His buttox.




And if you’ve ever wanted to brush your hair, and well, take a selfie, you can now do it at the same time.  Genius, right?  Err … read the whole story [here].

 





With all the new products that Apple released yesterday, the iPod classic was removed from store shelves.  Read the whole story [here].

 



 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Sep 09, 2014 -- 5:24am

It’s Spankin’ New Tuesday and I’ve got all your new music titles being released today along with the new DVDs and Blu-Rays.  Then at 7:40, you can win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16.  Then of course head over to the ALT 105.9 Facebook page, for The Walk of Shame’s Man vs Woman question this morning.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


You hear all types of myths from friends when it comes to trying to cheat your way out of a DUI, right? Some people say smoke a ton of cigarettes, other say suck on a handful of pennies. Don’t try any of those because none of them work. And here’s another one to add to the list - drinking perfume. A man in Australia, at  five times over the legal alcohol limit, drank an entire bottle of perfume after being pulled over. Cops smelled the perfume as well as the alcohol and so he was taken to the hospital and then to jail. Think about that - he could’ve gone to jail just smelling like beer but now he he’s going to jail smelling like Elizabeth Taylor’s "White Diamonds" - that’s not a good place to be.  Read the whole story [here].


 

Monday, September 8, 2014

Sep 08, 2014 -- 5:11am

It’s Monday and that means it’s time to check in with the top box office hits this morning - find out which movies came out on top in this morning’s Hot Box. Speaking of movies, “The Shining” is back - win a four-pack of tickets to the Hana Hou Picture Show presentation of “The Shining” on Wednesday, September 17th at 10:30 p.m. at Ward Stadium 16 - listen for your chance to win at 7:40 this morning.  



 

Think your ex is psycho? Check this out - A man in France is now behind bars after calling and texting his ex-girlfriend 21,807 times over a 10-month period. On average, that’s 73 times a day. You know what’s sad? 20,000 of those were butt-dials. Gotta use that screen lock.  Read the whole story [here].





If you go to a lot of farmers markets, here’s something you might be looking for. A farmer in Japan found two conjoined watermelons in a recent harvest. What does that mean? When you get two watermelons that are attached to each other, you get a watermelon that looks like a butt - a really round butt. Sounds cute but then you’ve heard those urban legends about what lonely guys do to melons that they stick in the microwave, right? Yeah, visualize that for a second.  Check out the rest of the story [here].

 

Friday, September 5, 2014

Sep 05, 2014 -- 12:38am

It’s Friday and that means that we’ve got some new movies hitting theaters today - find out what they are in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, win a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii.



And our condolences and loving thoughts go out to the family and friends of Joan Rivers who passed away yesterday.  This queen of comedy always knew what she wanted, including exactly how she wanted her funeral - read all of her last wishes [here].




 

And if you ever thought your teenage years were bad, you may think twice after learning about this story - a teenage girl was forced to marry a dog, literally, to ward off a curse.  At least this time, he can sleep in the dog house and be comfy, right?  Read the whole story [here].




And this award goes to the parking signs of all parking signs … in none other than the City of Angels, Los Angeles.  Read the story behind the sign(s) [here].

 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Sep 04, 2014 -- 12:25am

It’s Thursday so you know that means one of you gets my help in finding love - in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection.  And I’ve got a bunch of guests in studio this morning - the cast of Addam’s Family musical happening at Manoa Valley Theater, and our Fantasy Football expert “Pepper,” in studio as well.  Don’t forget that I’ve got another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii, to give away in my 7:40 a.m. hashstash - listen, hashtag, tweet or FB, and win!


Now for that Missed Connection.  You can read the actual ad [here].


labor day unity picnic - m4w

Saw you at the labor day unity picnic. Lookin hot in your black mini dress and a hat. Looked like your dress was guving you problems bug it was givin me an eyefull. I know you saw me checkin you out. I was with my fam but couldnt take my eyes off you. If you happen to reD this hit me up. I know you were with a guy but nothin wrong with a chat. And people dont know wont hurt them. Hit me up and tell me what you kept going back for.

Yeah, nothing wrong with her being with a guy… just like there’s nothing wrong with you being with your family. You guys gotta be careful when you mention family - that could mean you were with your parents, could also mean you were with your wife and kids. Either way sounds like you like to work “undercover.” A little shady but to each his own. Woman with the black mini dress malfunction, maybe your new guy on Craigslist will buy you a new dress… secretly of course because that’s the way he rolls. Get used to keeping your head down.




And if you are the type of person to take naked selfies, or anything of the sort, when the news hit of celebrity phones being hacked, you were probably in panic mode.  Well, read the latest from Apple [here].

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Sep 03, 2014 -- 6:28am

It’s Wednesday so you know that means I’ll be taking you through some confusing twists and turns in this morning’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday - but first, make sure you listen up at 7:40, for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii.


Now Learn to Fly for this morning’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday - from the Foo Fighters.

 

 

 

Now if you’re looking for a guy to save you, and looking for a satellite, shouldn’t you be applying for work at NASA, or working for DISH Network?  Just saying.  But then, he goes on to say he needs something to help him burn his bra.  Now that’s a whole different level of job.  




And to girls, and in this case, guys, who are going to get your license from a DMV, make sure you are dressed appropriately or risk being told so.  Read the whole story [here].


And it looks like one of your favorite HBO shows will be making an appearance, a short four-episode stint at that, but definitely worth catching.  Read the whole story on Flight of the Conchords Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie and the new venture [here].

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Sep 02, 2014 -- 5:51am

Hope you had a great weekend - it’s Spankin’ New Tuesday so I’ve got some new titles in music and on DVD and Blu-Ray this morning … and then at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii!  And make sure you keep your phone nearby at around 7:10, because I could be calling you to let you know if you are our winner to go to San Francisco to see Kings of Leon.

 

And yes, dogs are loyal and man’s best friend … but what about your trolley?  What?  Yes, trolley.  Thought this was interesting after recently working at our Mulligans Golf Tournament.  Read the latest story on the golf trolley that follows you, in it’s entirety [here].


 

Friday, August 29, 2014

Aug 29, 2014 -- 7:33am

It’s Friday and new movies hit theaters today - find out what they are in this morning’s Friday Flicks - and at 7:40, I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild Hawaii - listen, tweet or Facebook with the right hashtag, and win!


And perhaps it’s one of the most popular breakfast foods but for an angry woman - it means something completely different.  Hungry, anyone?  Read the whole story [here].

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Aug 28, 2014 -- 5:46am

It’s finally Thursday, when I can help one lucky listener find love - in this morning’s Alternative Missed Connection.  Maybe if you’re the Craigslist poster, and the person you’re looking for hears/sees this Missed Connection, you can even take them on a date - in a bathing suit, because at 7:40 I’ll be giving away another pair of tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild.


Now for that Alternative Missed Connection.  You can read the actual ad [here].


Guy in van recording me on my bike... - w4m (pali hwy)

Hey so I was on my motorcycle yesterday riding up the pali and this guy had his camera out and was either recording or taking pics of me and another rider in front...any chance you see this can i see what you got? I know I threw a dueces when you threw a shaka...leme know what color my bike was.

I mean, it’s cool that you didn’t get creeped out by a stranger randomly recording you with a camera but… yeah you should be creeped out, that’s a little weird. But then again, I don’t ride a motorcycle and maybe that’s a thing. People take random photos and video of each other. And maybe I’m just not hip to the lingo, but the term duece… that’s poop, right? So maybe she got creeped out after all and threw poop at him. What’s that? Oh the peace sign? Is that what it is? Oh okay, definitely not as exciting. Okay, this is taking too long, sounds like I’m standing in the way of love. Guy with the camera… hit pause ofr a second and find your new lady on Craigslist.



And next time you order a combo meal at your local fast food eatery, know that Arby’s has got you covered - a combo of EVERY MEAT they serve.  In one sandwich.  Read the whole story [here].

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Aug 27, 2014 -- 7:24am

It’s Wrong Wrong Wednesday and I’ve got some romance for you.  No, not “Missed Connection” romance - that’s tomorrow...but some Chemical Romance.  First, though, I’ll be giving away two tickets to Wet ‘N’ Wild, and that’s happening at 7:40 this morning.


Now for that My Chemical Romance test of lyrical knowledge this morning.

 


I know My Chemical Romance looks like a bunch of pasty emo dudes but this song is actually telling you they know how to kick off the summer with a raging party. An awesome party prank of theirs… “the Black Parade.” I won’t get too graphic here but it’s their version of leaving a turd in the punch bowl. An awesome prank like that, leaving you a fat dump would definitely lead you into the summer.



And what would you do to get that sale?  Well check out what this guy did.  Read the whole story [here].

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