It’s looking to be another blockbuster weekend - lots of big actors coming out with movies today. I’ll be giving those to ya today in Friday Flicks. First make sure you win the last set of passes to the Hana Hou Picture Show screening of Beetlejuice, happening on Wednesday, October 23rd at 7 pm at Consolidated Ward Theatres! Listen and win!
Now in another edition of when NOT to call 9-1-1, here’s a good one. When you’re out and about this weekend… partying responsibly, of course… if you feel the need to call 911… be sure that it’s an emergency. Not being able to find pizza at 2am is NOT an emergency. Or take this woman in Montana for instance, she called 911 just because she was too drunk to get out of her car. She wasn’t in an accident… no one was chasing her, trying to cause her any harm. She was just too hammered. In her mind, I’m sure she was thinking she was being responsible. But the police didn’t see it the same way. She was charged with felony drunken driving. In my opinion, she had it coming. When you get into your car and you notice you’re too impaired to drive, don’t call 911… call a tow truck and claim operator error. Just kidding. Call a friend and wait in the backseat, try not to yack on your girlfriend’s stuffed animals. Read the full story [here].
And in bacon news, Theage.com has just released a study that suggests bacon can damage a man's fertility, while eating white fish such as cod or halibut can improve it. When I say fertility… you I’m talking about sperm count, right? Wanna be sure we’re on the same page. So there ya go, if you noticed your girlfriend or wife suddenly began serving up more fish lately. Now you know what she’s getting at. Get that count up… increase the odds for making babies. You’re welcome, ladies. Read more [here] in case you missed it this morning.
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