Gonna help you find love with KPOI’s Missed Connection and at 7:40 again your chance to win an intergalactic four-pack of passes to the advance screening of Earth to Echo on Tuesday, July 1st at the Consolidated Ward Theaters.
Now for this week’s KPOI Missed Connection. Read the actual ad [here].
On the Phone in the Back of a Car - m4w
Not going to say where, but it was last night about 8-9pm last night. I went in the store, and even when I came out I felt a good feeling as if someone was watching me. So I turned around and there you where with a lovely smile staring at me. I opened my trunk to put something inside, and I know you saw what it was because you couldn't take your eyes off of me. Don't know who you were talking to, but I don't care. Just wanted to know if you would like to get together, and share some very intimate thoughts with me.
No photo needed, just tell me what color car I was driving, the location, and what I brought out from the store. Also tell me what you want to do to me, and what you were imagining during that short time. Looking forward to hearing from you, and I hope we can get together sometime.
See, this is a problem that a lot of guys have - you’re moving too fast. Have you ever been on the phone and find yourself staring blankly at something because you’re deeply involved in your conversation? I know I have. I once stared at a fire hydrant for half an hour while I was on the phone with my college girlfriend. So keep that in mind. And even if she was consciously staring at you, she could’ve been staring at the product you were carrying. You wanna know what she wants to do to you? Probably push you down and grab that XBOX. That’s just an example of course. In either case, I’m not gonna stand in the way of love so woman on the phone, if you’re looking some company in that back seat you were sitting in, hit up your new match on Craigslist.
And note to you dumb criminals - if you’re going to be stupid and log in to Facebook while you are committing a crime, make sure you log off. Read the whole story [here].
And a Memphis woman was banned after trying to feed lions cookies and singing to them. Lion Whisperer? Read the story [here].
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