We are educating you on misheard Mumford & Sons lyrics in Wrong Wrong Wednesday this morning, and at 7:40, your chance to win a four pack of tickets to the advanced 3D screening of “Planes Fire & Rescue” on Thursday July 17th at 7PM at Consolidated Theatres Ward Stadium 16.
Now, before you get offended, by boner, I mean the classic definition: an embarrassing mistake. This song is clearly about a guy that loses his temper way too easily. Always flying off the handle, a little lion man, you could call him. There’s no grace in him losing his cool. He’s always wrecking things and it’s an embarrassment … a real boner.
A mother in Newcastle, England was recently horrified when her stepson bit into a deep-fried blue paper towel. He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter - you could see the blue roll inside. Is that gross? Well, depends on what the wipe was previously used for, right? If anything, this ordeal proves one point … anything tastes delicious when it’s deep fried. Oh wait, lemme end this with a horrible joke. Ummm … hey, KFC, sounds like that was “Finger wipin' good!” Read the whole story [here].
Okay, this goes out to all of the stay at home moms who tune into us in the morning … you ladies are heroes, first of all. Running a household is no easy task. I give my wife credit for herding my dirty socks to the washer. But if you have some extra time, let this story be of inspiration. I mean, I’m no Oprah, but I found this moving. A stay at home mom in North Carolina began brewing her own Moonshine during her free time at home. I’m not talking about some prohibition bathtub brew that’ll make you go blind, I’m talking about a professional setup. She named her moonshine Troy & Sons, after her family, and owns her own distillery. In fact, she recently signed a deal with Disney - to carry her moonshine in their resorts. That’s awesome but we need to get it into their theme parks. Imagine It’s a Small World Afterall on Moonshine… now THAT’s a ride. Read the story [here].
Are you familiar with Adam Richman? He’s the guy from Man vs Food - where he’d do all these insane food challenges. Well he lost a ton of weight, something like 70 pounds and was about to kick off a new show Man Finds Food but was it has been put on hold based on a recent remark he sent to a critic on Twitter and Instagram. He said the following:
"Grab a razor blade and draw a bath. I doubt anyone will miss you."
That’s a little harsh, right? Yeah ABC thought the same thing and that’s why he has no show. Classic example of think before you press send. Personally, even for this little radio show, I get haters. Harrassing me for not playing classic rock - does it bum me out? Yeah, of course. But I can assure all haters, feel free to continue to send the hate mail because I will never say such horrible things to you. Compared to Adam Richman, I treat my haters like gold. Read the story [here].
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